December 2009
9 posts
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
20 notes
You see what i did there?
Stranger: i will flatten ur ASS!!! You: Noooooooooo Stranger: Run forrest RUN You: my ass is flat enough Stranger: XD You: and my name is not forrest Stranger: what is ur name? You: I dont have one You: o.O You: i lied. its Doris Stranger: Run DORIS RUN
Dec 20th
528. STOP PRETENDING CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE...
(via gotwisdom) Nah. I’m excited to see how close my family comes to throwing blows!
Dec 16th
168 notes
Dec 14th
52 notes
Oh, Omegle.
Stranger: hi, 13 m Aus, u? You: why is a 13 yr old on omegle? You: and can you send me a kangaroo? Stranger: ……………………………. You: was that a no? You: :[ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dec 12th
487. CASH CASH: THERE IS NOT A PARTY IN MY...
(via gotwisdom)
Dec 4th
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Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd